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To whom it may concern at the Japanese Space Agency:
Congratulations on your recent investigations with your J-Wear technology. While I welcome fellow investigators in a field of research of which I consider myself a pioneer, I regret to inform you that these investigations are modest by comparison to my own research. I have personally tested my own "formulation" on a pair of underwear in my possession that have been "in use" since January 20, 2001. The experiment endured for a period of eight years, during which time I can verify in the public record that only a small minority of the american public had any real objections to the odor. This experiment was concluded January 20, 2009, and I am in the process of publishing my findings.
With much enthusiasm, -Phil
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