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they don’t remember when they started to get loads of money for doing nothing……..

oh wait, that’s because they’ve been doing nothing since day 1. And they’ve been stealing funds from day 1. It’s just the norm, that’s why.

Grilled by opposition MPs on Wednesday about the scandal, Kishida said on Wednesday that the event "doesn't match the cabinet's goal of diversity".

oh, really?

yet…….

two MPs who attended were stepping down from their posts in the Youth Bureau, but will remain party members and lawmakers.

clearly you still condone their “contributions.”

> "What my cabinet seeks is an inclusive society where all people feel the meaning of life with their dignity and diversity respected," local media quoted him as saying.

foo, what you know about the meaning of life, diversity and dignity?

What? Someone bought you a thesaurus 2 minutes before your ignorant statement?

Police said it was the third time he had been arrested for assaulting his girlfriend. But no charges were filed either time.

idiot……well, until she presses charges, there’s nothing anyone else can do. It’s not gonna end well for either one of them.

“I was curious about the fabric and material used in the skirt worn by the girl sitting next to me,

what this fool know about materials?

and? The suspense is killing us.

So, What fabric was used, you nut?

> so I snipped off a piece with the scissors I had with me.”

yes, very normal people carry around scissors all day.

police said Shishido told them he “doesn’t feel like talking” about the incident.

simple solution, lock him in a cell till he does.

or better yet, just lock it and leave him, regardless

Kishida has left the post of special adviser on international human rights issues vacant for about six months

great move Kish.

just put any one of your cronies at the position, what’s the difference?

it’s not like any one of them is going to accomplish anything any way.

At least pretend to give a darn.

He’s not even trying to pretend like he’s making attempts any more.

after a police officer badly misread a breath test

sounds like the cop would fit right in with the Japanese keystone cops.

Maybe they can recruit her after this is all done.

 filming a female patient while she was undergoing surgery

that's a new level of sickness.

one step below necrophilia.

 We will conduct a thorough investigation into the incident."

maybe if you morons did an investigation, BEFORE hiring the nut, stuff like this wouldn’t happen.

but then again, the only requirement to become a cop in Japan seems to be that you need just a pulse to be hired.

Kishida apologizes

apologies are worthless from you.

just give back all the money and get out.

Kishida also promised to promote reforms to safeguard compliance in ruling party governance, saying, "I will continue taking a leading role."

continue? when did you start?

let us know when that happens, we'll buy a cake. or maybe just a cookie. or blink.............

2 words brutha.

pre nup

don't be ignant, make her sign that pre-nup!

Kishida mulls visiting North Carolina

East coast stompin', rippin', and rompin'

New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton

Kishida to attend Diet panel on funds scandal

to attend………..he is the center of all of it.

why would anyone even think he’s innocent to any of this?

North Korea coach Ri Yu Il wiped away tears, apologizing for the loss

run

Zuckerberg discusses AI risks with Kishida

For what?

Kishida has no idea what AI is. He has even less of a clue as to who Zuckerberg is.

Tak about a complete waste of time.

N Korean women seek Olympic 'glory'

Of course. If they lose, well that will literally be the end for them.

Forget the games, they should just make a plan to run away.

No one will find them in Tokyo Station. No one can even find the right exit in there.

Paris Olympics security plans stolen from train

I'm sure this is all just a part of the plan. Has no one seen the Ocean's 11 movies?

● Hobbies that men find unattractive for a woman to have

Drinking/alcohol (32.8 percent)

yeah........hate it when a woman starts to get touchy feely, who needs that at an izakaya?

Cosmetics (26.2 percent)

SOOOOO.........all women?

Fashion, shopping (20.5 percent)

again.........sooo, all women?

Video games (13.9 percent)

a pretty rare feat in itself, to find a woman, truly into playing games, not just for pay. But now that you find a woman with a common interest, it's "unattractive?!" who the hell answered in this poll?

Scuba diving/marine sports (13.1 percent)

seems a little too specific.....and why is it even a turn off? Bikinis? Jumping around? Yeah, that really sucks...........

> ● Hobbies that women find unattractive for a man to have

Pachinko/slot machines (76.3 percent)

> Mahjong (53.8 percent)

> Drinking/alcohol (22.6 percent)

> Paintball/airsoft (12.9 percent)

These are actually real answers. Bunch of losers for sure.

Video games (14 percent)

but this one..........you're gonna eliminate a mass amount of the population already. Might as well hate on a dude that likes JAV as well......

Uh oh, they got the blue dickies on.

I guess that means some serious manual labor is about to happen?

waiiiit............

No, they have office shoes on.

No work boots or sneakers. It's all for show.

Carry on.

Sounds like she picked a winner.

Typical "high pride" deadbeat for a husband.

This probably won't end well.

Kishida is considering visiting Brazil in early May, after foregoing a tour of South America earlier in the year amid a political fundraising scandal involving his ruling party.

what?

Does he think we forgot about the scandal?

put it this way, kish. If you go to Brazil or Argentina or anywhere in South America, just stay there.

make it a permanent trip. No need for you to come back.

Kishida to address U.S. Congress

for what?

he’s gonna talk about how NOT to run a country?

Many women wore happi coats (robes that reach to the hips) and shorts that are typically worn at Japanese festivals, although men just wore loincloths similar to those worn by sumo wrestlers.

Very sexist.

Why are the women not in loin clothes and why are they wearing happi coats?

They are equal to men in every way.

The women SHOULD be in loin clothes and have NO happi coats. EQUALITY!

Or else we riot.

Come on now, this is 2024! Not 1524.

Japan finance minister says may have to skip G20 meet due to domestic issues

"Yes, the G20 countries are a second priority for me. You see I am never actually home, and I never spend time with my wife. I'm usually at the kyabakura and snack bars. But now I have to solve some issues, that may or may not actually exist. So someone else will go and do my job. Carry on."

- SUZUKI

The political ethics council is responsible for examining the political and moral conduct of lawmakers who face allegations.

I'm sorry, the what????

There is a POLITICAL ETHICS COUNCIL????

.............run by who? Aso? Kishida?

Examining the moral conduct of lawmakers...............

so where has this "council" been for the last 7 decades?

Are we being PUNK'D?

well.

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The Russian-made car was delivered to Kim

Fun!

I didn't know they still made Yugos.

Or was it a Tetris car? Do blocks fall down as you drive?

I hope it was pink, that would be super cute.

Hopefully for White Day, Kimi will give Puti a couple of pocket rockets as stocking stuffers.

Where is the "naked women's" festival?

Japan does not have enough police for that, lol

True, the actual Japanese cops are too busy raping and committing crimes these days.

But I'm sure they would have no trouble finding volunteers for the event.

Japan's 'naked men' festival

Typical Japan, very sexist.

Where is the "naked women's" festival?

Too bad he didn’t do it sooner.

Rot in hell.