Since when did "having sex, like young people are supposed to do" equal "promiscuity"?
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I would like to congratulate the JT Copy Editor who managed to place the Pic of the Day "Anyone for Pork?" next to the photo of these two shamelessly corrupt martinets.
God help Japan if either of these two get their sticky fingers into the national till. The entire national tax revenue will become Shin Ginko Tokyo II. Ooooops, where did all the money go?
This place is astonishing. Overnight the concept of a second stint of cackypants Abe doesn't seem like the worst possible option. Unless he ends up having to enter into a coalition with the two crooks above, and ends up giving them the steering wheel.
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In recent days Abe has called on the central bank to print “unlimited yen” and set interest rates at zero or below zero to boost the economy
Hmmm - remind me, how did that work out for Weimar Germany?
It is incredible to me that the senior citizens of this country are going to elect a man who - by his own admission - can't even control his own bowels, to the job he ran away from after a year of unelected incompetence half a decade ago.
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Serrano - why is it "Porkulus" to help working-class families attend school to give themselves a better chance at the Pursuit of Happiness, or to get a child with leukemia the treatment she needs without costing her parents their house, but it's fine to give billions from the same pot of resources - federal revenue - to Exxon Mobil and Monsanto?
When people looking for a tiny fraction of the help given to corporate socialists, it's always the ones asking for pennies who receive derision, while the ones who glut themselves off the corporate teat get to stash the cash offshore and call themselves "job creators" - without, of course creating any jobs.
Socialism = Bad.
Corporate Socialism = The American Way.
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"With taxpayers' money, lol."
Otherwise known as using the budget to help citizens, not just those corporate welfare parasites who suck up billions from the federal teat, pay it to themselves and then stash it in the Caymans.
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What? Obama cheated in the election by offering to make life better for them? How dare he?
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I often wonder why anyone would ever look at mucky mags any more, with the magnificent profusion of free, much more accessible fodder online.
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"everything in my power", says Abe.
Translation: "Absolutely nothing at all".
This is a man who by his own admission, cannot control his own colon. China is laughing at us.
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