Look, I'll solve this tiny little island dispute between China and Japan once and for all...
Japan - Stop erasing your horrific Chinese war crimes history from your record books, stop claiming islands that were sold to you by America during the colonial invasions of China, and stop hunting whales in the Pacific - then get back to me with your claim!
China - Free Tibet, allow freedom of religious expression for all minority groups, reform your government and become a democracy, stop allowing protests against Japan as a sneaky way to stir up nationalistic pride and keep your iron grip on power - then get back to me with your claim!
Problem solved :)
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