Yudai Fukuyo comments

Posted in: Gov't panel finalizes draft to cut plastic waste by 25% by 2030 See in context

So I guess only 75% of my marshmallows will be individually wrapped in 2030. Heathens!!!!

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Posted in: SDF mortar round lands outside training area, nearly hitting civilian car See in context

Maybe the parties involved with this story were transferred down to Shiga

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/25/japanese-troops-accidentally-fire-dozens-of-live-rounds-at-each/amp/

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Posted in: 17-year-old youth arrested for beating student with metal bat in jealous rage See in context

I’m guessing we’ll be reading about this kid and his girlfriend again soon. Maybe something along the lines of “Baby dies in car while parents play pachinko.”

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Posted in: Ohtani still slugging in final days of a remarkable year See in context

Ohtani may have just cracked the code for Japanese pitchers to succeed and have some longevity in the MLB. Put down the rosin bag and pick up the bat.

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Posted in: Japan replaces U.S. as N Korea's most vilified imperialist enemy See in context

Here’s an approach. The Japanese army seems to excel in making snowmen and playing baseball. Send a snowman and baseball brigade to Pyongyang and woo Lil’ Kim with recreational diplomacy. Seemed to work with Dennis Rodman and the US.

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Posted in: 'Crazy Rich Asians' dazzles with $34 mil 5-day opening See in context

No martial arts? Are these crazy, rich Asians the next super villains in an upcoming Jackie chan movie and this is their backstory?

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Posted in: Tokyo 2020 Olympic marathon to be held early morning to avoid heat See in context

Earlier, how about starting it later. By about 3 months.

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Posted in: Virtual YouTuber video lets viewers experience what it’s like to dine with an anime girl See in context

I see this only going 2 ways. Siro trains guys how to interact with human beings by promoting personal hygiene, pointers on conversation on a date, and how to take it a step further. Or the viewer gets addicted to Uber eats, never leaves his flat, and his decomposing body is found face down in a bowl of ramen 1 month beyond expiration by the NHK collector.

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Posted in: Japanese idol singers selling personal phone calls to fans who want to skip the singing See in context

To each his own. But it kind of looks like japan’s male population is feeble. You want to know the reason for the declining birthdate? I’m point at you POKElive subscriber.

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Posted in: One in four surveyed Japanese workers admits to wanting to kill boss; Osaka quake helps show why See in context

Morale of the story is... for the 25%, commit suicide before homicide. You need to be added to a watch list if you seriously were honest on this survey

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Posted in: One in four surveyed Japanese workers admits to wanting to kill boss; Osaka quake helps show why See in context

Me: There is an earthquake and the city’s infrastructure is at a standstill

boss:... teeth sucking

me: I’ll be there promptly. I can ride my daughter’s bicycle.

On the ride to work the trains have started

crossbar is closing for the oncoming train. What a beautiful option.

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Posted in: Deliveryman arrested for sexually molesting woman See in context

Saitama. Big surprise

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